Doug is wearing a suit, but he has been frozen by Tress' gaze. He watches with a flat, dour look. Tim comments.

Tim : Oh shits! Jenn's still on vacation and Tress just went on break! ** new panel ** Much as before, with Tim making a proclamation gesture with a pointed index finger.
Tim : Without sweater meat, we must be losing readers at a record pace! What we need is a serious gamer chick cameo... Let the auditions begin!

Haley from Order of the Stick is the front of the line. Tim checks out her goodies. She stands next to the White Mage from 8 Bit Theater, with the heretofore unnamed character from Another Gaming Comic behind them both.

Haley : I'm a main character in one of the most popular gaming webcomics and--
Tim : Sorry Smurfette... Not what we're looking for. NEXT! ** New Panel ** Much as before, with the White Mage from 8BT speaks as Haley walks off crestfallen.
White Mage : I've been sent to assist the chosen warriors to fight chaos--
Tim : Please! Jenn has more pixels in her eyes! And who even looks at her eyes?! NEXT!

Tim checks out the AGC character. She's a redhead with plenty of "assets."

Tim : Hmmm.... Lotta readheads today... So what are your credentials?
Redhead : Well, my City of Heroes avatar appeared in a couple strips, but nobody knows who I am yet...
Tim : Yah, uh-huh. Fascinating. Can you cross your arms?

We see a POV shot as Tim frames the redhead's sweater puppies with his fingers.

Tim : ... perfect. ** new Panel ** We see Jade from PVP standing behind the redhead.
redhead : So I get the cameo in S@10?
Tim : Actually that was it. You can all leave now... Maybe next time you guys will wear those bikinis we gave out.

Nazi Jill stands on the far right side, holding the red bikini. Tim makes a crucifix with his fingers, warding off evil. Doug, still petrified, can manage only a sneer of disgust.

Tim : What did they have against wearing bikinis?
Nazi Jill : In your dreams boys!
: Oh God! Back, foul mental image!