Two orcs share the frame. The caster orc stands next to orc in plate.

Caster : As you have instructed, I have gathered the wounded and sick. They are now ready for your "special treatment."
Plate : Very well. *** New Panel *** The caster looks concerned. The plate orc makes ahand gesture to someone off camera.
Caster : I am concerned, though. It will cost thousands of gold to heal our ranks back into a unit fit for victorious combat.
Plate : Way ahead of you. BRING HIM IN! *** New Panel *** A Bela Lugosi clone joins the orcs. The caster is bored, while the plate orc looks on shrewdly.
Vampire : Greeeetings, my cheeldren.
Caster : I think this guy is a vampire, not a cleric.
Plate : Right. It's actually far more cost-effective to sire an army of vampires than it is to heal a bunch of orcs. *** New Panel *** We've panned back to Tim and Doug at the gaming table.
Doug : The economics of that plan wouldn't make sense in the real world, but REAL economics don't make sense in the real world.
Tim : I didn't say a thing.