We see a character sheet for "The Puma," a vaguely cat-themed Batman knockoff. Doug narrates off camera.

Doug : The lab accident had a curious side effect. I now had the guile and agility of... The Puma! *** New Panel *** Tim and Doug share a panel. Tim is behind the DM screen.
Doug : I also threw in some super strength and flight, because I had some points leftover.
Tim : *** New Panel *** Tim tries to explain the encounter, Doug holds up his hand to stop him.
Tim : Ok. While you're on patrol, you see a group of thugs who--
Doug : Hang on one sec. *** New Panel *** We see a high angle shot of the earth, with the sun in the background.
Narrator : Before any of that: As soon as I can, I fly over to Dr. Phil's house, pick him up by the scrotum and fricking chuck him into the Goddamn sun. *** New Panel *** Tim and Doug are back at the gaming table. Tim has the same expression he always has for this kind of thing.
Tim : See, this was supposed to be a step FORWARD from your genociding all the orcs in the D&D campaign.
Doug : People to make sacrifices to make the world a better place, Tim. I help them MAKE those sacrifices.